when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims
when
(Source: calibornsbottombitch, via ricksanscrotum)
(Source: imnottotallyangry, via allourfavoritestories)
Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
- A compliment or insult
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
(via piercethe-sleeping-mice)
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
(via ricksanscrotum)
- someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
- me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born
- age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
- now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
(via fatherkush)
